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Today, I pulled out three chips from a bag. There were two round ones, and a skinny one, making it look like a penis. I laughed. I'm 33. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7621) - you deserved it (27929)

On 12/09/2009 at 10:24pm - misc - by HarryBeast (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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cocks are funny whatever age you are :)

#3 - On 12/10/2009 at 3:25am by mkymkm

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I don't understand how your life is fucked by this.

#2 - On 12/10/2009 at 3:22am by pogostick

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