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By HarryBeast - 10/12/2009 03:24 - Canada

Today, I pulled out three chips from a bag. There were two round ones, and a skinny one, making it look like a penis. I laughed. I'm 33. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2020 14:00

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 00:14 - United States

Today, I was eating chips with my father. After I finished eating a chip I felt something between my teeth, It was pubic hair. I soon realized my dad was scratching his testicles while eating chips. FML

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By doodler - 27/02/2014 11:59 - United States - Hurst

Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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By lovingthis - 09/01/2013 16:48 - United States - Largo

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML

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By Username - 16/04/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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By ticked - 06/10/2009 13:01 - Pakistan

Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML

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By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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mkymkm 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:25

cocks are funny whatever age you are :)

pogostick_fml 2

Thursday 10 December 2009 9:22

I don't understand how your life is ****** by this.

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ErikvonDarkmoor 0

Thursday 10 December 2009 23:56

The mods on this site are useless...

TheButler 0

Friday 11 December 2009 0:52

OMG get off this website and start writing english essays! seriousl TOO MANY WORDS!

yummcookie 0

Friday 11 December 2009 1:05

more of an MLIA they always post childish stuff there

thatwhitekid09 0

Friday 11 December 2009 1:30

wow it's not a big deal that's pretty funny

Parthenia 0

Friday 11 December 2009 2:10

Please people, enjoy the updates you get or just ignore them. Better posting fml's some people might like than not posting them at all, why get less if you can have more? I enjoy everything on this site when I'm bored :)

superninja333 1

Friday 11 December 2009 3:01

Lol. That's a good MLIA.

MangeMoi_fml 0

Friday 11 December 2009 3:33

I dont get it.

movies12 0

Friday 11 December 2009 3:48

I thought that was hilarious actually. Who cares if ur 33? what cause u think it's immature, adventually u need to laugh at stupid things. LOL

Tazzabell 0

Friday 11 December 2009 3:56

PUT IT ON MLIA NOT FML STUPID RETARD

FML_IS_FUNNY 0

Friday 11 December 2009 5:21

i wuld die laughin at this.....but den again im extremely immature 4 ma age lmao

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Today, my father was cussing loudly because he lost at a Clash Royale game. He then blamed it on me for not sending him cards, and threatened to delete me from all his social media accounts. Dad, I love you, but you're downright insane. FML

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