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Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML
Ouch! Dump her and get on with your life!
I hope you knocked on your neighbor's door and dumped the bitch right then and there.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 5 October 2015