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Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (292872) - you deserved it (16437)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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