Today, I woke up to a stranger in my dorm room. He was naked and was peeing into my water bottle. He kept asking for Chris. I have no idea who Chris is. FML
by thewallrules / 12/05/2009 at 9:10am / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
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Haha damn, lock your door!
#1 - On 12/05/2009 at 1:54pm by xdyingxwishx
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wtf... which college is this again?
#3 - On 12/05/2009 at 1:55pm by monkey314159
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