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Today, I woke up to a stranger in my dorm room. He was naked and was peeing into my water bottle. He kept asking for Chris. I have no idea who Chris is. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25438) - you deserved it (2315)

On 12/05/2009 at 9:10am - misc - by thewallrules - United States (North Dakota)

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Haha damn, lock your door!

#1 - On 12/05/2009 at 1:54pm by xdyingxwishx

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wtf... which college is this again?

#3 - On 12/05/2009 at 1:55pm by monkey314159

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