Today, I woke up to a stranger in my dorm room. He was naked and was peeing into my water bottle. He kept asking for Chris. I have no idea who Chris is. FML
I agree, your life sucks (32950) - you deserved it (3172)
On 12/05/2009 at 9:10am - misc - by thewallrules - United States (North Dakota)
silverlocket's life also sucksToday, I found out that my boyfriend of two years had proposed to his ex a few days…
JennyAndrews also deserved itToday, I was texting this cute guy that I like. After a couple of minutes I get a missed…
Haha damn, lock your door!
#1 - On 12/05/2009 at 1:54pm by xdyingxwishx
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wtf... which college is this again?
#3 - On 12/05/2009 at 1:55pm by monkey314159
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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