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Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32318) - you deserved it (13054)

On 12/04/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by lamed (man) - United States (Florida)

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Now if that isn't irony I don't know what is.

FYL though.

#2 - On 12/04/2009 at 7:30pm by drummer_dude

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you should have gotten a crowbar instead, apparently.

#3 - On 12/04/2009 at 7:31pm by loserloser

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