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Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24525) - you deserved it (9676)

On 12/04/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by lamed (man) - United States (Florida)

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