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Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31377) - you deserved it (2807)

On 12/03/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

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Fake. No one lives in North Dakota.

#36 - On 12/03/2009 at 11:47am by vexion

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I voted in your favor on this one, but then I thought about something.

In the three years you knew these people, you never once told them that this girl was your girlfriend? Because that's the only way they could still think you were gay.

So I guess you kind of half deserve it.

#30 - On 12/03/2009 at 11:35am by capthavoc123

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