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Today, I woke up early and made my boyfriend french toast. When he woke up, he yelled at me because it was his dish day and I was creating more dishes for him to do. He made me do the dishes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36451) - you deserved it (6631)

On 12/01/2009 at 12:15pm - misc - by AprilFlowers - United States (Minnesota)

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your bf certainly does not deserve any more nice deeds in the future

#1 - On 12/01/2009 at 2:06pm by Damarys

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Get a new boyfriend. This one is definitely a failure.

#5 - On 12/01/2009 at 2:09pm by myhairynutsack

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