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Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML
she carries a whole bottle with her? cant wait to see what her liver is like in 10 years. she needs a good talking too.
ROFL thats fuckin great.. did you catch it in time?
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Friday 31 July 2015