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Today, I woke up after taking a sleep pill for the first time. I started in on a number of chores including paying bills when I noticed a new charge on my online credit card bill from 1am. I bought $120 worth of meat from an infomercial. It's non-refundable. I'm vegetarian. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21772) - you deserved it (10262)

On 11/24/2009 at 7:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)

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Yet another vegetarian FML that proves humans were meant to be omnivores.

#1 - On 11/24/2009 at 10:16am by MoonyIce

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Wait...what? There are meat infomercials?

#4 - On 11/24/2009 at 10:18am by duckorange

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