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Today, I was going to a stoplight party. Green shirt=single, yellow=hard to get and red=taken. I show up wearing a red shirt and I see my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake, I ask him jokingly why he isn't wearing red. He looks at me weird and says, "Oh, you didn't get my text?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (85212) - you deserved it (3575)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by 1234567898765432 - Canada (British Columbia)

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Who breaks up over text!? Good thing he broke up with you, he has no class.
Best regards,
S

#2 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:33pm by dickinabox

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you're better off. if you get broken up with in a text, he obviously has no class, and never graduated high school, and is a douche of a scaredy cat when he has to confront something to someone. get over him and look for a new guy.

#3 - On 03/27/2009 at 5:35pm by ozac

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