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Today, I was going to a stoplight party. Green shirt=single, yellow=hard to get and red=taken. I show up wearing a red shirt and I see my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake I ask him jokingly why he isnt wearing red. He looks at me weird and says "Oh... you didnt get my text?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (79877) - you deserved it (3202)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:47pm - misc - by 1234567898765432 - Canada (British Columbia)

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