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Today, I was going to a stoplight party. Green shirt=single, yellow=hard to get and red=taken. I show up wearing a red shirt and I see my boyfriend in a green shirt. Thinking it was a mistake, I ask him jokingly why he isn't wearing red. He looks at me weird and says, "Oh, you didn't get my text?" FML
Who breaks up over text!? Good thing he broke up with you, he has no class.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Thursday 19 March 2015