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It asks you your age so it knows what your normal workout level needs to be.
Also, you're a completely pathetic person. Seriously? 29 is not old. Get some perspective on life.
I'm sorry but these FMLs crying for other people's pity shouldn't even get posted.
"Today I ate a bunch of twinkies, then I weighted myself and realized I weight 200lbs, FML!!!!"
You fucking deserve it if you chose to lie to a machine.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Monday 30 November 2015