Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML
by Anonymous / 11/23/2009 at 4:54am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
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It asks you your age so it knows what your normal workout level needs to be.
Also, you're a completely pathetic person. Seriously? 29 is not old. Get some perspective on life.
#2 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:17am by capthavoc123
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I'm sorry but these FMLs crying for other people's pity shouldn't even get posted.
"Today I ate a bunch of twinkies, then I weighted myself and realized I weight 200lbs, FML!!!!"
You fucking deserve it if you chose to lie to a machine.
#5 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:20am by loto
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