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Today, I went onto the treadmill at my gym. When it prompted me to enter my age I put 27. I'm 29 and am lying about my age to a workout machine. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6139) - you deserved it (28740)

On 11/23/2009 at 4:54am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

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It asks you your age so it knows what your normal workout level needs to be.

Also, you're a completely pathetic person. Seriously? 29 is not old. Get some perspective on life.

#2 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:17am by capthavoc123

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I'm sorry but these FMLs crying for other people's pity shouldn't even get posted.

"Today I ate a bunch of twinkies, then I weighted myself and realized I weight 200lbs, FML!!!!"

You fucking deserve it if you chose to lie to a machine.

#5 - On 11/23/2009 at 10:20am by loto

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