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Today, I arrived in Austria. Within about an hour, I realized that I couldn't understand any "German". Turns out they have a totally different dialect here to anything I was taught in school. I'm here till May. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17874) - you deserved it (13387)

On 11/22/2009 at 12:39pm - misc - by nolinguist (woman) - Austria (Oberosterreich)

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"ich liebe meine scheide"

just say that everywhere you go

#1 - On 11/22/2009 at 5:07pm by allmidnighteyes

See in context

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remember, the universal language for ordering at a restaraunt is point at the item listed.

#18 - On 11/22/2009 at 5:22pm by badbunny

See in context

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