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Today, I arrived in Austria. Within about an hour, I realized that I couldn't understand any "German". Turns out they have a totally different dialect here to anything I was taught in school. I'm here till May. FML
"ich liebe meine scheide"
just say that everywhere you go
remember, the universal language for ordering at a restaraunt is point at the item listed.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016