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Today, I helped an old man with his groceries, because he was struggling and he had a cane. After, I was nice enough to drive him home. He went to thank me by giving me a kiss on the cheek. Then he stuck his tongue out, and tried to French kiss me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26982) - you deserved it (4259)

On 11/22/2009 at 8:53am - misc - by mjperfetti84 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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