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Today, after a long day of cleaning, I decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Reaching for what I thought was Pam I coated my bread with spray and put my sandwich in the pan. Pledge makes a great looking sandwich, but the lemony flavor tastes like crap. FML

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On 11/19/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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YDI for using PAM normally to make grilled cheese. Try some BUTTER, or a butter spread~not aerosolized oil.

#1 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:03am by papadugg

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Why is your Pledge by your PAM?

#2 - On 11/19/2009 at 6:06am by hannah_elizabeth

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