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Today, after a long day of cleaning, I decided to make a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch. Reaching for what I thought was Pam I coated my bread with spray and put my sandwich in the pan. Pledge makes a great looking sandwich, but the lemony flavor tastes like crap. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4842) - you deserved it (16851)

On 11/19/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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