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Today, my iPod dropped out of my pocket while I was walking. Trying to be cool, I attempted to kick it back into the air to catch it before it hit the ground. Upon making contact with my foot, It ended up detaching from my headphones and flying 10 feet. Right into a sewer grate. FML

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On 11/18/2009 at 4:57pm - misc - by Adam (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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See? This is why you never "try to be cool." It never works; never.

iPods aren't for kicking, you fool. YDI.

#1 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:10pm by Tequilamockngbrd

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HAH, Sucks for you.
YDI though, for trying to 'look cool'

#2 - On 11/18/2009 at 8:11pm by emo_scare_me

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