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Today, I was at a party where I ate bowl of disgusting snacks because I didn't want to drink on an empty stomach. I spent the next twelve hours trying to prevent the world from collapsing into millions of demonic shards, cause apparently that's what a large dose of magic mushrooms does. FML

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On 11/14/2009 at 8:37am - misc - by swedishdude (man) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

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Oh my gosh this is awesome. I had a friend who did almost this exact same thing and she was trippin' balls. Epic, man.

#4 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:09pm by gymnastgirl44

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I don't pretend to be an expert on the culinary arts, but why would you eat a bowl of ANY kind of mushrooms by themself? There wasn't anything else to eat at a friggin' party?

#7 - On 11/14/2009 at 2:15pm by capthavoc123

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