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Today, my date arrived far earlier than expected to pick me up. Apparently my mother decided to show him to my room anyway. When the door swung open, I happened to be butt naked in front of the mirror, trying to pick out an ingrown hair on my bum. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31323) - you deserved it (3615)

On 11/13/2009 at 7:17am - misc - by stubblebutt (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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