Today, my date arrived far earlier than expected to pick me up. Apparently my mother decided to show him to my room anyway. When the door swung open, I happened to be butt naked in front of the mirror, trying to pick out an ingrown hair on my bum. FML

by stubblebutt / 11/13/2009 at 7:17am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous

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  • Please tell me this wasn't a first date.. cause if you are concerned with an ingrown hair on your ass for a first date, you have issues.

    #2 - On 11/13/2009 at 3:02pm by zOMGitsdc

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  • You should have just looked at them and said with a straight face "Well, can you help?".

    #13 - On 11/13/2009 at 3:17pm by DJ_Grim

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