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Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21792) - you deserved it (3078)

On 11/11/2009 at 10:05pm - misc - by DangerZone (man) - United States (California)

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