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Today, my roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his girlfriend. As a couple, they are constantly all over each other, and can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice. Plus, they like to kick me out of the room to do stuff. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31606) - you deserved it (5588)

On 11/10/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by ughhhh (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Put on some headphones and ignore them. Nobody should be able to kick you out of your room.

#3 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:16pm by DrPluton

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The way this FML is written is annoyingly babyish as well; it sounds like whining you'd find on a blog.

#7 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:20pm by DameGreyWulf

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