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Today, my roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his girlfriend. As a couple, they are constantly all over each other, and can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice. Plus, they like to kick me out of the room to do stuff. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27825) - you deserved it (5223)

On 11/10/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by ughhhh (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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dang, better do it, dont want to be cock blocking.

#1 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:15pm by avfcfan89

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Put on some headphones and ignore them. Nobody should be able to kick you out of your room.

#3 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:16pm by DrPluton

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