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Today, my roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his girlfriend. As a couple, they are constantly all over each other, and can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice. Plus, they like to kick me out of the room to do stuff. FML

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On 11/10/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by ughhhh (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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Put on some headphones and ignore them. Nobody should be able to kick you out of your room.

#3 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:16pm by DrPluton

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Ooh, do what kind of stuff? Movies? Arm-wrestling? Yahtzee? Those things can get pretty loud. You shouldn't hold that against them.

Why did I imagine this FML being spoken in the annoying baby-talk voice that the OP was complaining about?

#10 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:24pm by Tequilamockngbrd

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