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Today, my roommate's boyfriend told me he would be driving the several hours EVERY weekend to come see his girlfriend. As a couple, they are constantly all over each other, and can't seem to break out of the annoying baby talk voice. Plus, they like to kick me out of the room to do stuff. FML


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On 11/10/2009 at 12:04pm - misc - by ughhhh (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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The way this FML is written is annoyingly babyish as well; it sounds like whining you'd find on a blog.

#7 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:20pm by DameGreyWulf

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Don't worry, OP, that'll get old for them very quickly.
It won't be long before we'll see a post from your roommate that says, "Today my boyfriend dumped me because he said he's tired of driving several hours every weekend to see a girl who still uses baby talk. FML".

#14 - On 11/10/2009 at 2:26pm by Anonymiz

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