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Today, I went to have my eyebrows waxed for the first time. After signing in the receptionist looked at me and said "Lip wax?". I told her no, my eyebrows. She sat me down and the waxer walked up, took one look at me and said "Lip wax?" FML

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2 out of three people in this story are not in denial about your 'stache.

You're wasting your money doing the eyebrows while cheaping out on the lip job. Once a guy's gaze locks onto your whiskers, he's moving on to the next girl and not even bothering to look anywhere above your nose.

#5 - On 11/09/2009 at 8:05pm by perdix

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Should've just gotten a lipwax too :P

#4 - On 11/09/2009 at 8:02pm by AnneFTW

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+28 | 15

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