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Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML


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On 11/09/2009 at 1:42pm - misc - by tampondealer (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Why the hell does everyone care so much about womens' personal hygiene? Everyone cares about who shaves what, and now it's "gross" to use a fucking pad? Back the fuck off.

#36 - On 11/09/2009 at 7:47pm by sjx

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I'd say you should have used tampons, but TSA would probably mistake those for syringes.

#6 - On 11/09/2009 at 5:35pm by meaganliz

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