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Today, after visiting my mom, she stuffed a bunch of pads in my backpack so I'd have some at my dorm. When I was going through security, I was stopped and ended up missing my flight. Apparently the jumbo pads my mom sent look exactly like packs of cocaine when they go through the X-ray machine. FML
Why the hell does everyone care so much about womens' personal hygiene? Everyone cares about who shaves what, and now it's "gross" to use a fucking pad? Back the fuck off.
I'd say you should have used tampons, but TSA would probably mistake those for syringes.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 26 June 2015