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Today, I was lost in a new town, so I asked a woman for directions. For some reason, she seemed to avoid me. About halfway down the block, she quickly turned around, and the next thing I remember is my eyes stinging like hell. Apparently she thought I was a mugger and maced me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19562) - you deserved it (2377)

On 11/02/2009 at 12:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

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