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Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24907) - you deserved it (1255)

On 11/01/2009 at 6:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Berlin)

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