Today, I arrived in my dorm at 3 am to find my roommate passed out and a nauseating stench. While I was gone, he got drunk and puked all over the walls, carpet, and both beds. His inebriated attempt to clean up the mess consisted of smearing his vomit everywhere with my shower robe. FML

by Anonymous / 11/01/2009 at 6:33am / Germany (Berlin) / Miscellaneous

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  • Press the robe over his face and smother him! Autopsy will reveal he drowned in his vomit (hopefully).

    #2 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:15am by skyeyez9

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  • and that is why i dont drink

    #7 - On 11/01/2009 at 10:22am by tko

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