Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML

by Anonymous / 10/31/2009 at 7:37pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

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  • I've got one of those, but I keep it under my skin too...I call it "lard".

    #5 - On 11/01/2009 at 3:56am by khed

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  • If that was me, I would say the same thing

    #3 - On 11/01/2009 at 3:24am by IIRoxieII

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