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Today, it was Halloween, and I was giving candy to kids. When a group of kids who looked like they were around 4 years old came up to me and said, "Hey mister, do you have one of those things that make it look like you are fat under your shirt?" I didn't have one of those, but I lied and said, "Yes." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17952) - you deserved it (4159)

On 10/31/2009 at 7:37pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

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