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Today, I spent $20 on a spray tan, $30 to have my make up done, and $50 on a pretty new dress all for a special date with my boyfriend. It turns out I spent $100 just to get dumped. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41714) - you deserved it (7302)

On 02/17/2009 at 12:05pm - misc - by bertthelamb (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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That's what happens when you look orange.

#5 - On 02/17/2009 at 4:05pm by zachattack

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Its life baby, don't worry.

If you stayed with this lump you would miss out on Mr. right. Get your self back together and live that wonderful life of yours.

#16 - On 02/17/2009 at 6:07pm by rational_man

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