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Today, my friend and I were filming football practice and talking about what guys on the team were attractive and who we would want to get it on with. We didn't realize that the camera was recording everything that we said. The tape was played to the entire team the next day. With sound. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 3:31pm - misc - by Lady_Luck (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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If you're filming the football practice how could you not know it was recording your voice as well? That's called stupidity. :P

#5 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:18pm by foamsinmouth

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You idiots. Did you just assume that the camera would be polite and not eavesdrop on your conversation?

#14 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:19pm by Excellence

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