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Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36460) - you deserved it (81196)

On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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That's the best FML in quite a while. I spit out my drink when I read this.

Make sure you ask somebody to pick up a new razor for you. Or at least make sure you don't go to "Goldberg's Pharmacy"

#1 - On 03/25/2009 at 2:58pm by fatass123

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Scissors, silly.

#6 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:01pm by mark_evans

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