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Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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On 03/25/2009 at 10:13am - misc - by nomorebeard (man) - United States (North Carolina)

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That's the best FML in quite a while. I spit out my drink when I read this.

Make sure you ask somebody to pick up a new razor for you. Or at least make sure you don't go to "Goldberg's Pharmacy"

#1 - On 03/25/2009 at 2:58pm by fatass123

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Quick, form an angry mob, get him!

#2 - On 03/25/2009 at 2:58pm by Zuriel45

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#3 - On 03/25/2009 at 2:58pm by uhnonnuhmus

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Drive to the stoooorrrreee!

#4 - On 03/25/2009 at 2:59pm by SonofVBeach

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Scissors, silly.

#6 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:01pm by mark_evans

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take batteries out of something else...like a remote control or something

#7 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:02pm by ellebell

ahahah
hahahahahhaha
do you live with a girlfriend? parents? wife? use her razor. or some nairish product
maybe you can just walk into a pharmacy and scream april fools.

#8 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:03pm by halapalu

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cut off some pubes and use super-glue to make a regular looking mustache... or, if you have enough pubes, a full beard if you're so inclined

#9 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:03pm by greenman

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i read one like this before.

#10 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:05pm by sLap

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take the batteries out of your remote or somethingg!!!

#11 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:05pm by claire_xox

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rofl #9

#12 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:07pm by tehhotness

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LMAO!!! My dad did that a few years ago and he thot it was pretty funny.....he laughed so hard when he showed us he cried lol

#13 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:10pm by i_f_16

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you are dumb lol haha i mean that in the nicest way possible. lol

#14 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:10pm by bdet74

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Well, don't feel too bad. You were using an electric, so you were going to look like crap even if it made it through the entire shave.

#15 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:13pm by Ole_Stinker

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do electric razors even take remote control-sized batteries? that mite not work.
as funny as this is, i do feel sorry for OP, and i cant decide if he deserves it or not.
#9 = LMAO

#16 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:14pm by nikkireese

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welcome to cheesy charlies...

#17 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:18pm by badboy6865

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rofl#9 that is so gross.

anyway i agree with whoever said take a battery out of something else..i do that all the time for everything.

#18 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:18pm by almostouttt

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Meh, kinda a repost.

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/297200

#19 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:19pm by NewLogic87

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lol #15. and 10 you're right the other one was the guy did the hitler mustache for fun and forgot about it, and then went to dinner with his gf and family. although a lot of guys before hitler had that same mustache so you can just say you're going with the 30s style.

#20 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:21pm by latuka

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i basically do this every time i shave... so far my razor hasn't died on me mid shave though... luckily

#21 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:21pm by UhOhImF___ed

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that's why you never shave your beard. that's fuckin karma if i've ever seen it

#22 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:21pm by beard_me

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Don't worry, Charlie Chaplin had the same mustache

#23 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:22pm by Darkangels101

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It would have been worse if it died when you got to the handlebar... then you would look like Stalin...

#24 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:26pm by ToadofSteel

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Plug in the razor and wait 20 minutes for the battery to charge. Tada.

Still, it was a funny story.

#25 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:29pm by flask

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How exactly does one shave a beard into a mustache?

#26 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:29pm by cal27

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According to what I've read here on FML, nearly 80% of all males (apparently) shave their facial hair to look like a Hitler 'stache.

#27 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:30pm by Proxgotsthafia

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tired of reading different variations of this FML.

#28 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:31pm by RHK

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Do you have knives?

Real men shave with knives. What do you think they used before they had hand held razors? You might need to watch some civil war era movies to learn how to do it right though.

#29 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:38pm by adelaide_evening

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Just go buy a regular razor (or go into a hotel, pretend you're a guest, and say you'd like one of their courtosey razors. :-) Either way, it's a funny story to tell whomever you get the razor from.

#30 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:38pm by everythingtold

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walk into a store with a scarf over your face and buy some new batteries! or a real razor

#31 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:41pm by urrka

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Draw the rest of it on and go to the store :P

#32 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:46pm by bananamanama

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i cant blame you. iv wanted to try myself lol

#33 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:59pm by omgitsphoc

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I have a nazi uniform if you want to borrow it...

#34 - On 03/25/2009 at 3:59pm by TheAntiComment

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Someone has submitted one almost exactly like this before....
STUPID.

#35 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:05pm by Heidi

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Lol this must be one of the best fake fml... lame...well I never knew that electric razor does go on battery since they never sell it where I live.

#36 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:06pm by Kassad

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serves you right, sucker.

#37 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:07pm by xillentz

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I might have felt bad for you if you hadn't switched verb tenses halfway through your story.

#38 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:12pm by stinkstankstunk

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Just ask someone to pick you up a disposable razor at the store on their way home from work or something, and keep it around for "emergencies" next time.

#39 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:13pm by valuemeal2

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Did you "goosestep" around as well?

#40 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:15pm by AlienMind

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# 10 is right
this exact same FML was done a while ago
boring.

#41 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:33pm by zoo

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hahah 40 and 3 are hilarioussssss
what did u do

#42 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:33pm by mathews666

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Aren't most newer electric razors rechargeable? Get with the program!

You could always use scissors... Or just rip your skin off your face?

#43 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:45pm by themangostar

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HAHHHAHAHHAHAA that made my day

#44 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:50pm by margiemarg24

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HAHAHA, that was great -- because I know exactly what you mean -- i tried that too... but my razor didn't die -- that sure is a FML moment!

#45 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:51pm by Ray_Irishman301

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Why do so many people think he deserved this one? The dude was trying to have fun with his beard. I find nothing wrong with that. Sure, he should keep batteries around the house, but having to wear a Hitler mustache isn't exactly the right punishment for not doing so.

#46 - On 03/25/2009 at 4:56pm by GubuntoidOSX

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Obvious - use some scissors to get rid of the Hitler look, then you can go get batteries or a razor.

#47 - On 03/25/2009 at 5:12pm by Liquid_Fire

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put on a little black bowler hat and you'll look like charlie chaplin instead lol

#48 - On 03/25/2009 at 5:13pm by IHopeUDance

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i dont understand you people who don't have real razors. get yourself a mach 3, man!

#49 - On 03/25/2009 at 5:17pm by platypusrex256

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I was going to say the same thing as #48

#50 - On 03/25/2009 at 5:20pm by loopy

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I was going to say the same thing as #48

#51 - On 03/25/2009 at 5:20pm by loopy

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Ummm use a sharpie and fix it up!

#53 - On 03/25/2009 at 5:38pm by llSgtScopell

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Seen one similar to this, but I don't doubt it.

@ #1, I am Goldberg, so, yeah, stay away from me!

#54 - On 03/25/2009 at 5:40pm by dabears554

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To the people saying this was done before...

yeah with 6 billion people in the world I'm sure some basic things like shaving your mustache into a Hitler 'stache may come up once and a while. Can't all be original like Hitler... or others before him that had that stache.

#55 - On 03/25/2009 at 5:43pm by nomadxx7

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#9 was the best lol

#56 - On 03/25/2009 at 5:44pm by djfog86

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that is absolutely great. hahahhaha

#57 - On 03/25/2009 at 5:46pm by revengeissweeter

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ever heard of sissors? or learning from past fmls? caz dude seriously, if ur gonna do a hitler mustache, make sure u buy a regular razor first.

#58 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:05pm by Music1obsessed

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LMAO
Sucks for you dude, but that's one hell of an FML.

#59 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:07pm by justjayit

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I've read this FML already once before.

#60 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:14pm by foamsinmouth

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OMG I actually did that on purpose plus i wanted 200 bucks, but i came prepared with coupons and pennies!

#61 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:20pm by AVANILEKILLER

take the batteries out of the TV remote, or a gameboy or something.

#62 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:25pm by curiousally

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haha two thumbs up for you my man. Gotta love this one.

#63 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:27pm by 92489

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hahahahahah this is a good one

#64 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:27pm by alex_elizabeth

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hahhah this definitely happened to me too. i sat in my room for like 5 hours alone waiting for my razor to recharge enough to shave off the mustache.

#65 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:32pm by ndschroede23

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Get to pluckin'...

#66 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:34pm by Tomboy

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there was already one like this....how come this gets on (even though its similar to a previously posted one) when so many others dont get on?

p.s. that sucks for him....i hope he had a cellphone to get someone to buy him some batteries or a new razor

#67 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:53pm by mayario

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Gotta pluck it out,
or there will be an angry mob after you.
My brother tried that once.
He was banging on my apartment door asking me to let him borrow my razor- the one I use for shaving my legs.
Told him no and he ended up waiting a couple hours for his razor to charge at his house. And lets just say, it didn't charge before his wife got home. hahaha.

#68 - On 03/25/2009 at 6:58pm by xXPeachRoseXx

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Kay, I totally laughed out loud! This is hilarious! So sorry.....

Doesn't it charge in a plug in charger? Or is it battery operated....either way u'd be able to restart it. It would suck if you were jewish or something and had to go to an event lmao. FYL, that's awesome.

#69 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:00pm by shykneejess

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This is hilarious. I totally actually LOLed. Wowzers. Haha.

#70 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:11pm by christiner51

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English fail. Learn to use tenses properly!

#71 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:13pm by kevind23

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You shouldn't mess with Hitler, that bastard always finds a way to f*** you.

Next time remember that and don't bother him from his ethernal suffering. =P

#72 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:14pm by braFTW

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hahaha that's really funny! This is definitely. one of the better fmls.

#73 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:19pm by notnormal

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you don't shave a handlebar mustache, you grow one. you shaved into a fu manchu. if this is real.

#74 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:28pm by joobie

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this has already been posted on the site before...... wtf

#75 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:46pm by secretsxsecrets

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This one is a copycat.

Someone already posted this on the website.

#76 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:49pm by rosellie

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hahaha too funnyy

#77 - On 03/25/2009 at 7:51pm by Alowishes138

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Hmm 2 days ago same thing different wording. Silly mods.

#78 - On 03/25/2009 at 8:00pm by Jefe

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u deserved it. if you live in a jewish or gay part of town...i truly feel sorry for u

#79 - On 03/25/2009 at 8:07pm by babaa

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hello tweezers!

#80 - On 03/25/2009 at 8:17pm by Dollfaceki

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Haha! Trim it with a scissors :P

#81 - On 03/25/2009 at 8:21pm by AnneFTW

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#82 - On 03/25/2009 at 8:23pm by Capybara

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how did this get in here..... thats not bad you are just dumb, use a knife and shave it off like a man...

#84 - On 03/25/2009 at 8:35pm by quickbarn

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Get some tweezers or some shit.

Or duct tape. Desperate times lead to desperate measures, führer.

#85 - On 03/25/2009 at 8:41pm by Jessica19374698

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BOB!??!?!?!

#86 - On 03/25/2009 at 8:53pm by Carcr8z56

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That's not funny. That's offensive.

#87 - On 03/25/2009 at 9:31pm by epic_outcast

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you probably look badass. Just go to the store and get a new razor.

#88 - On 03/25/2009 at 9:45pm by Revan

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lol #1

#89 - On 03/25/2009 at 9:58pm by jaaxx

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Suspiciously similar to an SARC comic, down to the exact facial hair stylings.
http://www.mitchclem.com/rockcity/index.php?comic=4

#90 - On 03/25/2009 at 10:04pm by slowphia

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yeah...you could totally say that you were trying to be charlie chaplin. but yes, quite humorous.

#91 - On 03/25/2009 at 10:15pm by elloelle

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SCISSORS.

#92 - On 03/25/2009 at 10:42pm by JohnnyViola

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Play it off as Charlie Chaplin.

#93 - On 03/25/2009 at 10:44pm by Lou_Briccant

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COPIER.

#94 - On 03/25/2009 at 11:06pm by pinkfrenchrose

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LMAO at #9 - too good!!

#95 - On 03/25/2009 at 11:40pm by kayronjm

Scissors. Or have someone get one for you.

#96 - On 03/26/2009 at 12:00am by wat_the_eff

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Just put it back on the charger and wait twenty minutes so it has enough juice to trim the stache

#97 - On 03/26/2009 at 12:05am by effedinma

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Go to the drug store and ask, in a heavy German accent, "Ver are your razors?"

#98 - On 03/26/2009 at 12:18am by FoundManyLemons

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U DAMN NAZI!!!! lol.... wahhahahaha at #98..... just keep spare razors dude.. i mean non electric ones... unless ure afraid the Allies will cut you with it... wahahhaa.... i love it!!!

#99 - On 03/26/2009 at 2:34am by Mikeymikey

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sounds sketch, but damn funny.

#100 - On 03/26/2009 at 2:51am by xqme

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say it's the chaplin.

#101 - On 03/26/2009 at 3:31am by mister_moops

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It's more common than you think. In fact, another guy posted about the same thing.

#102 - On 03/26/2009 at 6:53am by Endymion

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keep it! march is the month of mustaches anyway

#103 - On 03/26/2009 at 11:07am by dudemitch

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Can you just plug your electric into an outlet? O_O

#104 - On 03/26/2009 at 3:24pm by marycjones

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Scissors.

#105 - On 03/26/2009 at 3:41pm by DeeJayD

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Greenman, you always have the best comments. Always.

#106 - On 03/26/2009 at 4:57pm by marisaichiban

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lmaoo at #9 a cmnt hasnt made me laugh like tht in a whilee ajaja nd it does kinda sukk but is funny.

#107 - On 03/26/2009 at 5:10pm by sneakerhead18

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Dude, I've done that myself.

Except instead of dead clippers, I had a few friends come over and I got distracted and completely forgot about the Hitler 'stache.

And then I went out in public with it.

#108 - On 03/26/2009 at 8:53pm by CaptainMcNugget

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That's when you call a friend and ask them to pick up a razor or batteries for you or something.

#109 - On 03/26/2009 at 9:15pm by TheNameless

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its called a knife and some soap, doitfaggot!

#110 - On 03/26/2009 at 10:02pm by shadow_moses

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just pluck the rest of the hairs out xD

#111 - On 03/26/2009 at 10:16pm by soozin

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AHAHHAHAHAHAH
why are all you guys getting hitler beards? there was another one where a guy did that and then met his gf parents... LMFAO. guys are weird.
do you all have this secret ambition to be a fucker who kills everyone for no reason? because it sure seems like it.

#112 - On 03/26/2009 at 11:15pm by fuck_OUR_lives

What I would do:

A) put on a ski mask and go to the store :P, OR
B) go to the store wearing a scarf, sleeve some tweezers, go to the bathroom, pluck, and return, OR
C) Both LOL

#113 - On 03/27/2009 at 12:26am by OdinsRaven

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First of all, why would you shave your beard? Second, it's a Toothbrush, not a Hitler mustache.

#114 - On 03/27/2009 at 2:06am by beardsnbicycles7

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That's when try shaving with a kitchen knife.

#115 - On 03/27/2009 at 11:20am by RK5000

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Ski mask into the pharmacy! New razor, then PEACE

#116 - On 03/27/2009 at 1:32pm by mikeloyst

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Dude, lol. Have someone get you one from the store.

#117 - On 03/27/2009 at 3:30pm by doomfromheaven

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#10 yes you have.
it was one wear he claimed that he just wanted to see what a Hitler mustache would look like and his girlfriend's parents saw him with it
idk this seems like a rip-off of this post.. and if i think they're fake its not funny anymore =/

#118 - On 03/27/2009 at 7:24pm by theoldGP

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Ha, that is funny, Im 15 and i have two shaver's one electric one razor. Always need a back up or a chargable shaver!

#119 - On 03/27/2009 at 10:41pm by Codster419

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I'm surprised how stupid some people on FML are. They should realize this guy was kidding when he did it. So many YDI's.

#120 - On 03/28/2009 at 5:11am by Zolferz

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That mustache was a very common one until one man ruined it for everyone. Just because someone does horrific things doesn't mean his facial hair shall be banned forever.

#122 - On 03/28/2009 at 1:34pm by gbrown

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