Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML

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That's the best FML in quite a while. I spit out my drink when I read this.

Make sure you ask somebody to pick up a new razor for you. Or at least make sure you don't go to "Goldberg's Pharmacy"

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Quick, form an angry mob, get him!

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Drive to the stoooorrrreee!

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Scissors, silly.

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take batteries out of something else...like a remote control or something

ahahah
hahahahahhaha
do you live with a girlfriend? parents? wife? use her razor. or some nairish product
maybe you can just walk into a pharmacy and scream april fools.

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cut off some pubes and use super-glue to make a regular looking mustache... or, if you have enough pubes, a full beard if you're so inclined

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i read one like this before.

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take the batteries out of your remote or somethingg!!!

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rofl #9

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LMAO!!! My dad did that a few years ago and he thot it was pretty funny.....he laughed so hard when he showed us he cried lol

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you are dumb lol haha i mean that in the nicest way possible. lol

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Well, don't feel too bad. You were using an electric, so you were going to look like crap even if it made it through the entire shave.

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do electric razors even take remote control-sized batteries? that mite not work.
as funny as this is, i do feel sorry for OP, and i cant decide if he deserves it or not.
#9 = LMAO

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welcome to cheesy charlies...

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rofl#9 that is so gross.

anyway i agree with whoever said take a battery out of something else..i do that all the time for everything.

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Meh, kinda a repost.

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/297200

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lol #15. and 10 you're right the other one was the guy did the hitler mustache for fun and forgot about it, and then went to dinner with his gf and family. although a lot of guys before hitler had that same mustache so you can just say you're going with the 30s style.

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i basically do this every time i shave... so far my razor hasn't died on me mid shave though... luckily

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that's why you never shave your beard. that's fuckin karma if i've ever seen it

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Don't worry, Charlie Chaplin had the same mustache

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It would have been worse if it died when you got to the handlebar... then you would look like Stalin...

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Plug in the razor and wait 20 minutes for the battery to charge. Tada.

Still, it was a funny story.

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How exactly does one shave a beard into a mustache?

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According to what I've read here on FML, nearly 80% of all males (apparently) shave their facial hair to look like a Hitler 'stache.

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tired of reading different variations of this FML.

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Do you have knives?

Real men shave with knives. What do you think they used before they had hand held razors? You might need to watch some civil war era movies to learn how to do it right though.

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Just go buy a regular razor (or go into a hotel, pretend you're a guest, and say you'd like one of their courtosey razors. :-) Either way, it's a funny story to tell whomever you get the razor from.

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walk into a store with a scarf over your face and buy some new batteries! or a real razor

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Draw the rest of it on and go to the store :P

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i cant blame you. iv wanted to try myself lol

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I have a nazi uniform if you want to borrow it...

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Someone has submitted one almost exactly like this before....
STUPID.

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Lol this must be one of the best fake fml... lame...well I never knew that electric razor does go on battery since they never sell it where I live.

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serves you right, sucker.

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I might have felt bad for you if you hadn't switched verb tenses halfway through your story.

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Just ask someone to pick you up a disposable razor at the store on their way home from work or something, and keep it around for "emergencies" next time.

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Did you "goosestep" around as well?

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# 10 is right
this exact same FML was done a while ago
boring.

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hahah 40 and 3 are hilarioussssss
what did u do

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Aren't most newer electric razors rechargeable? Get with the program!

You could always use scissors... Or just rip your skin off your face?

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HAHHHAHAHHAHAA that made my day

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HAHAHA, that was great -- because I know exactly what you mean -- i tried that too... but my razor didn't die -- that sure is a FML moment!

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Why do so many people think he deserved this one? The dude was trying to have fun with his beard. I find nothing wrong with that. Sure, he should keep batteries around the house, but having to wear a Hitler mustache isn't exactly the right punishment for not doing so.

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Obvious - use some scissors to get rid of the Hitler look, then you can go get batteries or a razor.

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put on a little black bowler hat and you'll look like charlie chaplin instead lol

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i dont understand you people who don't have real razors. get yourself a mach 3, man!

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I was going to say the same thing as #48

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I was going to say the same thing as #48

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Ummm use a sharpie and fix it up!

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Seen one similar to this, but I don't doubt it.

@ #1, I am Goldberg, so, yeah, stay away from me!

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To the people saying this was done before...

yeah with 6 billion people in the world I'm sure some basic things like shaving your mustache into a Hitler 'stache may come up once and a while. Can't all be original like Hitler... or others before him that had that stache.

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#9 was the best lol

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that is absolutely great. hahahhaha

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ever heard of sissors? or learning from past fmls? caz dude seriously, if ur gonna do a hitler mustache, make sure u buy a regular razor first.

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LMAO
Sucks for you dude, but that's one hell of an FML.

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I've read this FML already once before.

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OMG I actually did that on purpose plus i wanted 200 bucks, but i came prepared with coupons and pennies!

take the batteries out of the TV remote, or a gameboy or something.

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haha two thumbs up for you my man. Gotta love this one.

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hahahahahah this is a good one

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hahhah this definitely happened to me too. i sat in my room for like 5 hours alone waiting for my razor to recharge enough to shave off the mustache.

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Get to pluckin'...

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there was already one like this....how come this gets on (even though its similar to a previously posted one) when so many others dont get on?

p.s. that sucks for him....i hope he had a cellphone to get someone to buy him some batteries or a new razor

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Gotta pluck it out,
or there will be an angry mob after you.
My brother tried that once.
He was banging on my apartment door asking me to let him borrow my razor- the one I use for shaving my legs.
Told him no and he ended up waiting a couple hours for his razor to charge at his house. And lets just say, it didn't charge before his wife got home. hahaha.

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Kay, I totally laughed out loud! This is hilarious! So sorry.....

Doesn't it charge in a plug in charger? Or is it battery operated....either way u'd be able to restart it. It would suck if you were jewish or something and had to go to an event lmao. FYL, that's awesome.

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This is hilarious. I totally actually LOLed. Wowzers. Haha.

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English fail. Learn to use tenses properly!

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You shouldn't mess with Hitler, that bastard always finds a way to f*** you.

Next time remember that and don't bother him from his ethernal suffering. =P

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hahaha that's really funny! This is definitely. one of the better fmls.

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you don't shave a handlebar mustache, you grow one. you shaved into a fu manchu. if this is real.

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this has already been posted on the site before...... wtf

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This one is a copycat.

Someone already posted this on the website.

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hahaha too funnyy

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Hmm 2 days ago same thing different wording. Silly mods.

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u deserved it. if you live in a jewish or gay part of town...i truly feel sorry for u

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hello tweezers!

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Haha! Trim it with a scissors :P

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how did this get in here..... thats not bad you are just dumb, use a knife and shave it off like a man...

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Get some tweezers or some shit.

Or duct tape. Desperate times lead to desperate measures, führer.

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BOB!??!?!?!

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That's not funny. That's offensive.

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you probably look badass. Just go to the store and get a new razor.

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lol #1

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Suspiciously similar to an SARC comic, down to the exact facial hair stylings.
http://www.mitchclem.com/rockcity/index.php?comic=4

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yeah...you could totally say that you were trying to be charlie chaplin. but yes, quite humorous.

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SCISSORS.

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Play it off as Charlie Chaplin.

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COPIER.

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LMAO at #9 - too good!!

Scissors. Or have someone get one for you.

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Just put it back on the charger and wait twenty minutes so it has enough juice to trim the stache

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Go to the drug store and ask, in a heavy German accent, "Ver are your razors?"

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U DAMN NAZI!!!! lol.... wahhahahaha at #98..... just keep spare razors dude.. i mean non electric ones... unless ure afraid the Allies will cut you with it... wahahhaa.... i love it!!!

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sounds sketch, but damn funny.

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say it's the chaplin.

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It's more common than you think. In fact, another guy posted about the same thing.

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keep it! march is the month of mustaches anyway

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Can you just plug your electric into an outlet? O_O

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Scissors.

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Greenman, you always have the best comments. Always.

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lmaoo at #9 a cmnt hasnt made me laugh like tht in a whilee ajaja nd it does kinda sukk but is funny.

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Dude, I've done that myself.

Except instead of dead clippers, I had a few friends come over and I got distracted and completely forgot about the Hitler 'stache.

And then I went out in public with it.

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That's when you call a friend and ask them to pick up a razor or batteries for you or something.

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its called a knife and some soap, doitfaggot!

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just pluck the rest of the hairs out xD

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AHAHHAHAHAHAH
why are all you guys getting hitler beards? there was another one where a guy did that and then met his gf parents... LMFAO. guys are weird.
do you all have this secret ambition to be a fucker who kills everyone for no reason? because it sure seems like it.

What I would do:

A) put on a ski mask and go to the store :P, OR
B) go to the store wearing a scarf, sleeve some tweezers, go to the bathroom, pluck, and return, OR
C) Both LOL

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First of all, why would you shave your beard? Second, it's a Toothbrush, not a Hitler mustache.

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That's when try shaving with a kitchen knife.

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Ski mask into the pharmacy! New razor, then PEACE

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Dude, lol. Have someone get you one from the store.

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#10 yes you have.
it was one wear he claimed that he just wanted to see what a Hitler mustache would look like and his girlfriend's parents saw him with it
idk this seems like a rip-off of this post.. and if i think they're fake its not funny anymore =/

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Ha, that is funny, Im 15 and i have two shaver's one electric one razor. Always need a back up or a chargable shaver!

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I'm surprised how stupid some people on FML are. They should realize this guy was kidding when he did it. So many YDI's.

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That mustache was a very common one until one man ruined it for everyone. Just because someone does horrific things doesn't mean his facial hair shall be banned forever.

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