By nomorebeard - 25/03/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I was shaving off my beard for the first time in a very long time. I decided to have a little fun with it, and shaved my beard first into a goatee, then a handle-bar, then, finally, into a Hitler mustache. My electric razor dies. I don't have a normal one or an extra battery. FML
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fatass123 0

That's the best FML in quite a while. I spit out my drink when I read this. Make sure you ask somebody to pick up a new razor for you. Or at least make sure you don't go to "Goldberg's Pharmacy"

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ndschroede23 0

hahhah this definitely happened to me too. i sat in my room for like 5 hours alone waiting for my razor to recharge enough to shave off the mustache.

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mayario 0

there was already one like this....how come this gets on (even though its similar to a previously posted one) when so many others dont get on? p.s. that sucks for him....i hope he had a cellphone to get someone to buy him some batteries or a new razor

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xXPeachRoseXx 0

Gotta pluck it out, or there will be an angry mob after you. My brother tried that once. He was banging on my apartment door asking me to let him borrow my razor- the one I use for shaving my legs. Told him no and he ended up waiting a couple hours for his razor to charge at his house. And lets just say, it didn't charge before his wife got home. hahaha.

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shykneejess 0

Kay, I totally laughed out loud! This is hilarious! So sorry..... Doesn't it charge in a plug in charger? Or is it battery operated....either way u'd be able to restart it. It would suck if you were jewish or something and had to go to an event lmao. FYL, that's awesome.

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christiner51 0

This is hilarious. I totally actually LOLed. Wowzers. Haha.

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kevind23 0

English fail. Learn to use tenses properly!

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braFTW 0

You shouldn't mess with Hitler, that bastard always finds a way to f*** you. Next time remember that and don't bother him from his ethernal suffering. =P

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notnormal 0

hahaha that's really funny! This is definitely. one of the better fmls.

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joobie 1

you don't shave a handlebar mustache, you grow one. you shaved into a fu manchu. if this is real.

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secretsxsecrets 0

this has already been posted on the site before...... wtf

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