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Today, my son's teacher told me that I should take my son to the doctor, because he has been complaining of bad headaches. They ran some tests, and then removed a peanut that's apparently been lodged in his nose for months. FML

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On 10/23/2009 at 10:06am - misc - by CarolinaD - United States (North Carolina)

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So your son won the "who can shove a peanut the farthest up their nose" game?

#7 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:17pm by metakingt

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How old is this son? Always include an age--I was picturing him as 12 or so until the last line when I realized this is probably preschool.

And why was the teacher the first to notice that he had been complaining for months about headaches?

#8 - On 10/23/2009 at 2:20pm by letitbe56

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