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Today, my son's teacher tells me that I should take my son to the doctor because he has been complaining of bad headaches. They run some tests and after twenty minutes she tells me something is blocking his sinus. Out comes a peanut that's been lodged in his nose for months. FML

I agree, your life sucks (22351) - you deserved it (3401)

On 10/23/2009 at 10:06am - misc - by CarolinaD - United States (North Carolina)

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