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Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML

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On 10/23/2009 at 2:51am - misc - by wahwah (woman) - United States (California)

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I would make one up anyway. I hate when they ask for stuff from my personal life in school. I always fake it.

#35 - On 10/23/2009 at 3:56pm by WhyworldWhy

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Why don't you write about your period?

Some people refer to menstruation as the "friend coming to visit" or similar euphemistic talk. That would be hilarious if you talked about your friend who visits you regularly, puts you in a bad mood and makes messes, and your teacher thought it was a real person. Try it!

#8 - On 10/23/2009 at 10:43am by perdix

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