Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

by FailedEngineer / 10/20/2009 at 5:31pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous

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