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Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8148) - you deserved it (21713)

On 10/20/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by FailedEngineer (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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