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Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8745) - you deserved it (22900)

On 10/20/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by FailedEngineer (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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it happens. thank god you have concerned neighbors. not a fml

#3 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:31pm by ruben7467

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1- You have neighbors who would call the cops if someone broke into your house, you're lucky.
B- YDI. I hate when people basically say "I got drunk and did something because I was drunk. FML."

#12 - On 10/20/2009 at 7:47pm by AndreaHatesYou1

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