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Today, I told my mom I want to try out for American Idol. She responded with, "You don't take disappointment well." FML


I agree, your life sucks (15370) - you deserved it (29448)

On 02/17/2009 at 2:01am - misc - by abbyleigh08 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Sucks, but sometimes honesty IS the best policy. Better your mom telling you than Simon Cowell telling the world, eh?

#1 - On 02/17/2009 at 6:55am by Adam_B

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Statistically speaking, you probably got one in a million, literally. When you watch the show, they only show the "weird" ones, but in reality, most people don't make it.

However, don't let that keep you from you dreams. If you like singing, definitely give it a shot. The worst thing that will happen is that they'll say no. But even then, it just depends on how you take it as.

#3 - On 02/17/2009 at 7:45am by NofolkDude

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