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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31342) - you deserved it (1934)

On 10/16/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by xXx (man) - United States (California)

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You've got a winner there !

#1 - On 10/16/2009 at 10:37am by lizzzie

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Whenever an FML starts out with "My boyfriend/girlfriend/etc. thought..." you know it's going to end up being horrible.

Now all kinds of dust and stuff will get into your eyes. ]: If you're feeling mean, you can do the same thing to your girlfriend. If you're feeling less mean, you can make her buy you fancy fake eyelashes (ooh, maybe with rhinestones!) until yours grow back.

#3 - On 10/16/2009 at 10:41am by Tequilamockngbrd

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