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Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29848) - you deserved it (1785)

On 10/16/2009 at 4:20am - misc - by xXx (man) - United States (California)

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