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Whenever an FML starts out with "My boyfriend/girlfriend/etc. thought..." you know it's going to end up being horrible.
Now all kinds of dust and stuff will get into your eyes. ]: If you're feeling mean, you can do the same thing to your girlfriend. If you're feeling less mean, you can make her buy you fancy fake eyelashes (ooh, maybe with rhinestones!) until yours grow back.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Tuesday 22 July 2014