Today, I had to chase my dog all the way down the street, watching in horror as she proudly showed all of my neighbors my bra. FML
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On 10/10/2009 at 5:53pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Probably wouldn't have been so embarrasing if you didn't chase the dog
#32 - On 10/10/2009 at 9:23pm by UpYourself
Yes YES YES this
If it had been underwear you "wet" yourself in, then this would be a proper FML.
#16 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:46pm by DameGreyWulf
lol it depends? were you wearing another one at the time of the pursuit? or did it just grab the one you were about to put on? I hope the answer is b; makes it a lot funnier
#58 - On 10/11/2009 at 12:54am by thelukeman321
If you were a man, that would be embarrassing. You are a woman. Most women wear bras. Who gives a shit?
Your neighbours may joke about it every now and then, but it's not even close to an FML
Not really that embarrassing. FML is getting locked out of your house naked. People seeing your undergarments isn't that bad.
This is really not that bad at all. How many of your neighbours were actually outside or looking out the window at the time?
But it's still funny, so I like it.
#11 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:34pm by favourited
Not an FML. FML would be chasing your dog down the street while wearing only your bra because the dog took off with your shirt...
#13 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:43pm by MiddleChild08
exactly what i was thinking. this really isn't an FML. it sucks i guess, cause that bra is probably ruined (assuming it was in your dog's mouth) but any way, not an FML.
Your dog sure had fun going through your drawers. I bet the other neighborhood dogs were jealous.
#15 - On 10/10/2009 at 7:45pm by DesolateFire
It's not that bad. I mean, like, "OH NO! THAT LADY IS SO WEIRD, SHE WEARS A /BRA/!! GAG!" lol. we all do. But still its kinda sad that your dog ran away. With your bra.
And you allowed it to go through?
This is hardly an FML. If she were topless running after her dog that would be another story or if this was the 1940's that would be another one but oh dear God your dog had your bra. Oh the humanity of it all.
Yeah, but maybe she's embarrassed because the bra is either...
1) Too small
2) Too big.
Either way. ;P
#22 - On 10/10/2009 at 8:27pm by Ohnothingreally
If it makes you feel any better, my friend's dog went through his trash and pulled out condoms to play with.
Unless there's more to the story, this isn't really an FML.
#36 - On 10/10/2009 at 9:40pm by TheLetterZero
MY GOD!!!!! This is terrible!!! fuck your life indeed!!!!!! Now your neighbors know that you have boobs and that you keep them from sagging with a BRA!!!!! KYS!!!!!!!
#37 - On 10/10/2009 at 9:43pm by ZannaBanana
all women wear bras. nothing to be ashamed of.
unless you have extremely small tits.
#39 - On 10/10/2009 at 9:59pm by muffinsareyummy
you would be shocked at the sizes of bras these days. there's a bra for everyone.
#44 - On 10/10/2009 at 10:08pm by muffinsareyummy
You're a woman, and you wear a bra?! *le gasp* How shall you ever live THAT one down?!
lol but seriously, don't sweat it, ladies wear boobie restraints, that's what we do XD
I can so see my dog doing that, she's a year old medium sized mutt that is into running away and chewing whatever she can get her teeth around, and super fast, I don't think I'd be embarrassed though, I'm sure even if your neighbors are dudes they are aware that women need braziers.
#42 - On 10/10/2009 at 10:04pm by Sparkiee93
Women DO need braziers. They're great for keep us warm on those long winter nights. Or did you mean brassieres?
OMG YOU WEAR A BRA!? Holy shit! You're the most foul and disgusting being on the planet!
Sarcasm aside....All women wear bras, you moron. It's nothing to be embarrassed about.
well i mean at least it was your best thong/underwear with huge snail trails on them . or unless the bra was3 sizes too big .
but seriously grow up . its legal to walk down the street completely topless;
#49 - On 10/10/2009 at 10:22pm by hmmRawrr123
lol i was like what no she doesnt but now i totally get it lol
#50 - On 10/10/2009 at 10:23pm by hobowhiteside
OMG NOT YOUR BRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cuz no ones EVER seen a bra before -.- This one sucks and whoever modded it should never mod again.
#55 - On 10/10/2009 at 11:38pm by Sun_Kissed18
Awww...let's all have a pitty party for the little girl. Who the hell cares that your dog ran outta the house with your bra? I've had to chase my dog up the street in my skimpy pjs...but I was more worried about getting my dog back before she got hit than what I looked like at that time. Get over it.
#56 - On 10/11/2009 at 12:24am by welderchick87
This is not an FML. So they saw your bra who cares i mean look at the freakin clothing stores mailnly all of them have Bras, Panties,Thongs whatever!!!1
#57 - On 10/11/2009 at 12:48am by Lightz_Camera_Me
It depends on the type of person. This girl just might be really shy so yeah it would feel like fml. omg who cares if something worse could have happened, I am a really private person and would be embarrassed if that happened to me.
I'm a fairly private person too. While I would hate to be in the OP's place, it definately isn't FML-worthy. It's a /slightly/ embarrassing situation.
I'm surprised no one has said this yet, so I'm going to say it (and I totally mean it): YDI for not training your dog. Seriously, if you don't have the time to train a dog, don't bother getting one. Assuming the dog is older than about six months, if it won't come back when you call it, then you must have gone wrong somewhere in the training process.
Get over yourself. Half the world population wears bra's...
#64 - On 10/11/2009 at 6:36am by The_Great_Zucchi
Maybe wear a different bra. Also if you were half intelligent you wouldn't have chased the dog but waited for it to return or command it to return, especially as you seem to be such a private person doing that wouldn't have gathered so much attention.
#65 - On 10/11/2009 at 6:56am by Serial_Killer
YDI. A properly trained dog won't leave it's territory I.E. you yard.
#67 - On 10/11/2009 at 8:53am by ObadiahtheSlim
Oh no, how awful. What if your neighbours discovers you're wearing bras?! I would be more concerned about not being able to control your dog.
Agreed with everyone else. Have a sence of humor, and don't make mountains out of mole hills.
#71 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:05am by Smokes1194
keep in mind though.... as embarrassing as it is, it's not like they've never see a bra before.
i'd recommend washing it in hot water tough to get all the doggy saliva off of it.
#72 - On 10/11/2009 at 10:06am by were_giraffe
Honey, this FML had no right to be posted. Unless you're 12-years-old, having other people see your bra should not be a horrific, traumatic experience. Every grown person, man or woman, has seen a bra at some point in their lives, and I bet that anyone who happened to glimpse your underwear-wielding pooch probably couldn't have cared less about your bra. But hey, if the biggest problem in your life right now is that a few of your neighbors may have caught a peek of your lingerie, then good for you! Someday, perhaps, you'll know what a true "FML!" moment feels like.
#76 - On 10/11/2009 at 1:55pm by BlueberryPies
How is this an FML? I'd be laughing my ass off. Are you ashamed because you have no breasts and now all your neighbors know? Sweetie, they probably know already! Unless you stuff...then...hahahahahahahahaaa!!!!fail.
#77 - On 10/11/2009 at 2:45pm by ohmandapants
WHAAAAAAWHAAAAAWHAAAAA, cry me a fucking river. Your pajama party is that way; tell someone who gives a shit.
#82 - On 10/12/2009 at 4:18am by freudianego
It's a bra, what's the big deal?
People see them everyday in clothing stores.
Fail.
#85 - On 10/12/2009 at 11:23am by jessimafur
"Watching in horror"? Stop being so uptight... its a bra. People know you wear them obviously cuz your tits aren't flopping about all the time.
Get over it and stop being such a drama queen.
Your bra????? oh no, what will the church elders say??? I think your neighbours could put two and two together and figure out that a woman wears bra's. The only way this is a FML is if u were wearing the bra at the time.
#89 - On 10/13/2009 at 11:36am by ultraslick
omg, u make such a big deal! that's stupid, unless your a man who cares!!
#92 - On 10/30/2009 at 5:26pm by Super_klutz
