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Today... I got up extra early to curl my hair cuz I wanted to look nice at school for a change. After coming downstair my mom yells at me and says... "See... when you don't wake up on time yur hair looks like that. You could have atleast combed it!" FML


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On 03/24/2009 at 12:11pm - misc - by Rai (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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You could always have replied: "Your face looks like someone shit on it, regardless of when you wake up."

#3 - On 03/24/2009 at 8:08pm by knuckledragger

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wow .. that sucks ..

#1 - On 03/24/2009 at 8:04pm by snic

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