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Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouts "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39009) - you deserved it (3617)

On 10/09/2009 at 6:11pm - misc - by Charon - United States (Virginia)

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She sounds like a bitch anyway...

#3 - On 10/09/2009 at 7:07pm by kyleenstar

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if she never liked u then she shouldnta said offense :D

#5 - On 10/09/2009 at 7:11pm by pinktiger

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