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Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24456) - you deserved it (5707)

On 10/08/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by belle_arina (woman) - United States (Colorado)

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