Miscellaneous: Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on...

By belle_arina - 08/10/2009 05:05 - United States

Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 16:44 - Switzerland

Today, in dance class, the instructor asked me to demonstrate the splits to the group. I slid down, my legs opening wider as I descended. I then loudly farted for the full 5 seconds it took to reach the ground. FML

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By yogapants - 24/09/2010 20:21 - Switzerland

Today, I let out the most horrific, loudest, and most vile smelling fart I have ever had in my life while in the middle of yoga class. Out of embarrassment, I tried to lessen the tension in the silent room by giggling, but no one saw the funny side. I was given looks of horror, and avoided by everyone else for the rest of the class. FML

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By flexibleflatulance - 05/09/2009 03:07 - United States

Today, before class I was trying to prove I can twist myself like the people on the front of my anatomy textbook, I got onto a table and twisted my ankles behind my head. Everyone seemed impressed until I farted so loudly that it echoed in the hallway. I couldn't get my legs unstuck. FML

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By MrsFart - 18/08/2018 01:30

Today, I thought I was all alone in the class, so I lifted up my leg and ripped a huge fart. One of my students was still in there. He told everybody. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2013 16:22 - United States - Union

Today, while in class, I had to sneeze. Not wanting to make a lot of noise, I held it in, only to instead let out a huge, long fart. Everyone, including the teacher, turned and stared at me intently. FML

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By LondonKitsch - 26/06/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, I finally got into a yoga class with the instructor I've been crushing on for 2 years. As he walked closer to greet me, I lifted my leg over my head into a full split, and queefed obnoxiously loud. He responded with his gag reflex. FML

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Core

By Anonymous - 18/03/2023 16:00

Today, I went to the gym and accidentally farted during yoga class. Everyone looked at me and the instructor said, "Let's all take a moment to appreciate the power of core strength." FML

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By Gassy and sassy - 07/12/2014 06:15 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I farted while I was in the car with my driving instructor and my partner. They couldn't hear it, but it smelled so bad that my instructor thought there was a gas leak, and he made us switch cars. FML

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By anonymous - 08/06/2011 16:47 - United States

Today, while in class, I desperately had to fart. Someone in the room had a coughing fit, so I took that as the chance to let it out. When I was about to release, the coughing stopped. I couldn't stop in time. FML

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By Gob - 16/01/2009 14:36 - United States

Today, while waiting for class, I let out a huge fart in front of everyone thinking no one would hear it over the music. I was wearing headphones. FML

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elliebutton 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 12:20

F your partners life.

xxmollyxx 25

Thursday 8 October 2009 12:14

Haha how embarrassing :)

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X0WestyX0 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 13:53

LOL don't feel bad! thats wicked funny! XD

BeatleLover4Ever 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 4:10

hahahaha agreed!!

ROLLSROYCE 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 13:54

OMG i could only imagine how tht guy would feel hopefully he wasent yawning lol

LTpast 3

Thursday 8 October 2009 14:06

Wow, that sucks...do you know if he has a farting fetish?

ILIEKGIRLS 5

Thursday 8 October 2009 14:08

that's hot.

persianlovaaa691 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 15:10

hahah he'll yeah

persianlovaaa691 0

Thursday 14 October 2010 15:10

hahah he'll yeah

mrda 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 14:21

@ jrock Actually it's hilariously retarded of you because most people with "iPhones" use the FML app, which doesn't gender you idiot. Fail + 2

Ariel881 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 16:05

I don't understand it either, but I have a blackberry, not an iphone...so maybe I just don't understand why the app would be so much better. Or the Facebook app for that matter...just log in on the regular site from your phone.