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Today, I woke up and the sun was blinding me through my attic window. I have no blinds so I got a poster from my wall and stuck it to the wood on my window with nails. Turn's out I have woodrot, and my entire window fell out. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23246) - you deserved it (3236)

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#7 - On 10/07/2009 at 2:47pm by Triumvirate

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YDI. Could have used tape to attach the poster to the window- easier to remove after you've woken up. Besides who nails a poster to cover a window?

#27 - On 10/07/2009 at 10:18pm by KelMarCos

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