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Today, I was in an exam and was chewing the end of my pen, stuck on a question. My mouth filled up with ink. I wasn't allowed to leave, so I had to sit for another hour with a foul-tasting blue tongue and a half-working pen. FML

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On 10/07/2009 at 3:48am - misc - by shoeaddiikt (man) - Australia (Victoria)

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YDI, perhaps not so much for chewing your pen but for obviously not bringing along EXTRA pens, which I believe they specifically advise you to do.

#3 - On 10/07/2009 at 10:12am by MoonyIce

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nah the worst is when you lend a pen and then it comes back half-eaten :P

#13 - On 10/07/2009 at 10:42am by 8_wow_11

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