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Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML
Unless you are allergic to bees, you deserved it.
Shit thats the funniest thing ive seen all day.
And to be a fucking asshole, FIRST!
(I bet this gets buried straight away)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 5 February 2016