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Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37335) - you deserved it (14443)

On 10/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by Anstice (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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Unless you are allergic to bees, you deserved it.

#2 - On 10/05/2009 at 6:12am by Leprecon

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Shit thats the funniest thing ive seen all day.
And to be a fucking asshole, FIRST!
(I bet this gets buried straight away)

#1 - On 10/05/2009 at 6:09am by skiz

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