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Today, I was at a stop light and a bee landed on my leg. I screamed and started swatting it. It flew into my jacket and I started to strip my jacket off, taking my foot off the brake. I hit the car in front of me and deployed the air bag, breaking my nose. Then the bee stung me in the back. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26709) - you deserved it (9200)

On 10/04/2009 at 11:07pm - misc - by Anstice (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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