Today, I was helping my friend pack her carry on for her vacation. I drove her to the airport, and after her plane took off, I noticed I put my cell phone in her purse. Her vacation is 2 months long. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friend, who I'm moving in with, flew up to drive from Pennsylvania to Texas, where she lives, with me. I went to the airport to pick her up and we discovered she accidentally flew to the wrong airport. On the other side of the state. I'm driving through the night to rescue her. FML
Today, I left on a 2 month trip. I was in a hurry to pack so I wouldn't miss my plane. There were 2 piles of clothes on my bed. One pile was clothes that didn't fit to take to a thrift store, one was to take with me. Guess which one I brought? FML
Today, I found out that one of my best mates had his backpack, clothes, and everything else in it stolen at an airport overseas. I was feeling sorry for him all day. It took me 9 hours to remember that I actually loaned him my backpack for his trip. FML
Today, I helped my fiancé pack up and head to Texas for a business trip. I'm not only going to miss him, but I'll also miss my car keys that I accidentally left in his car. I drive for a living. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I went on vacation. We flew 2000 miles, got off the plane, got our bags and stood outside the airport for our ride. She looks at me and says, "I can't do this anymore." So, she broke up with me and flew back home. Now I'm on vacation alone. FML
Today, I went to the airport to pick up my friend. It wasn't until I got there that I realized I'd come on the wrong day. Her flight arrived yesterday, so that explains her radio silence for the past two days. I just thought she was in transit, but turns out she's pissed at me and wants me to pay for the Uber ride she had to take home from the airport. FML
Today, my girlfriend left for basic training. I went to say goodbye to her at the airport. Only after I walked back to my car did I realize that she still had the keys. My extra set was back at the house, locked in. FML
Today, my friend and I went to see our favorite band in concert. We walked at least a mile from our parking space and stood in line for two hours. My friend was supposed to have the tickets in her purse. She actually had, but she left her purse in the car. FML
Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML
Today, I went with my girlfriend to the airport for some much needed vacation time. We arrived on time but were stopped at the gate when they told me I didn't have the right passport. The plane left without me. My girlfriend did too. FML
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Serafie 0
Get her to mail it to you, then?
toink 0
She will find out you had her in the ignore list.
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Serafie 0
Get her to mail it to you, then?
Ligerie 0
I thought about that too, then I thought; maybe the friends number is in his phone, and he cannot reach her otherwise.
Gasoares22 0
Dude wOOd Die with our my phone espacialy 4 a dammm Months Ugg im haven a heartattack thinkin about it LOLzzz datz Rly sux tho.....
fritzmims 0
He could easily get her number from someone else and call her to mail it to him
Christina21 2
Its likely her friend will see her phone in the bag
Groucho_fml 5
God, some of my brain died after reading 63's comment..
toink 0
She will find out you had her in the ignore list.
fuckingshitt343 0
uhh, have her mail it to you? no biggie. i'm sure you will live!
ScaryPants3 0
Haha #2. And yeah, have her mail it to you. I hope you know her number by memory or have a way to get it.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Even if she doesn't, she could get the number from another one of her friends, or I'm sure the friend would evenutally find the phone and mail it to her
SaphireFlames 0
Now thats what im talkin about!!
applecrusher 18
Or OP could just call their own phone
Noremac42 8
Knowing Snail Mail your friend will probably get back before your phone does.
untoldfame 3
YDI. plain and simple.
jw90 18
She will notice when she texts you and hears your ringtone go off.
bre_zip_it_up13 11
how you put ur phone in her purse
mister_moops 0
how u no speak good english
gonzolove 0
Maybe they have similar looking phones and she thought it was her friend's?
FerrariCake 2
I hope you can find the will to survive for the few days it will take her to mail it back to you. Maybe in the meantime you can film yourself for an episode of "Survivorman: life without a cell phone".
plexico 4
You are a good friend. I hope your friend is considerate enough to take messages from everyone who thinks they are calling you. It's the least she can do for having a free phone. It will really prove your generosity when those roaming charges come in. I'm sure you'll pass.