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Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27261) - you deserved it (3863)

On 10/01/2009 at 1:38am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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Are you the homeless guy sitting in the park I pass on the way to work, always mumbling "Where are mah 30 friends... I invited abuch m-sure" and drinking cheap beer from a paperbag?

#2 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:55am by f_alltheirlives

See in context

+19 | 3

wanna hug? im serious

#1 - On 10/01/2009 at 6:47am by moon_mistress

See in context

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