Miscellaneous: Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since... - FML

By Anonymous - 01/10/2009 05:38 - United States

Today, I invited over 30 people to come to the park with me since the day was nice and cool. I sat there for three hours by myself. FML

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Today, I invited my friends to meet up at the park. After asking twice, I finally got the text saying to meet them there. But when I got there, I realized they had already been there for a while. As I was walking up to them, I heard, "Why did you invite him?" FML

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By walker - 04/10/2009 21:33 - United States

Today, my family and I went on a picnic in the park 45 minutes drive away from our house. I fell asleep beneath a tree. They left me there. FML

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By crissy becks - 05/08/2012 22:05 - United States - Inglewood

Today, my friends and I planned to go to a waterpark together. However, due to a "miscommunication," I, and only I, was given both the wrong time and the wrong meeting place. I spent three hours sitting in a parking lot in little more than my swimming suit. FML

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By Username - 24/07/2011 06:22 - United States

Today, I went to an amusement park with my family. I was the only one who put on sunblock, and the only one who got a sunburn. FML

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f_alltheirlives 3

Thursday 1 October 2009 12:55

Are you the homeless guy sitting in the park I pass on the way to work, always mumbling "Where are mah 30 friends... I invited abuch m-sure" and drinking cheap beer from a paperbag?

toch040 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 11:44

no, that was me

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amayaa_fml 7

Monday 6 December 2010 7:52

this is why you rsvp

astriofou 0

Saturday 23 April 2011 3:32

its ok. MANLY CYBER HUGE! tings will get better ull see

atishe24 9

Wednesday 11 January 2012 12:22

People are just mean! Fyl

LeCommentator 1

Sunday 5 February 2012 23:42

Forever Alone. Ouch.

girl112891 7

Friday 24 February 2012 8:01

Should have invited me. I love the park.

sharethepride 18

Tuesday 27 August 2013 15:01

I guess its just me but thay sounds AWESOME. Which game was it?

gAt_d 26

Friday 8 November 2013 21:36

Did you enjoy your alone time?

cwl727 32

Monday 31 March 2014 21:21

So did you have anything planned out to do at the park or did you just invite 30 people to come and sit with you.

baka4815 21

Saturday 20 September 2014 18:21

At least you know 30 people

knightmareengage 16

Wednesday 8 July 2015 21:42

You probably used a group text...rookie mistake..people want to feel special, which means you need to send an individualized text to each recipient. Better luck next time. And by the way, why the **** would you not leave after the first hour? I would have left after 30 minutes let alone 3 hours

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