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Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4817) - you deserved it (57337)

On 09/30/2009 at 5:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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well, its understandable. you ARE blonde...

#3 - On 09/30/2009 at 7:31pm by doritoman

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So there's a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde....

#8 - On 09/30/2009 at 7:36pm by lifeinhd

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