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Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7294) - you deserved it (49873)

On 02/16/2009 at 7:24pm - misc - by lunarboy (man) - United States (Connecticut)

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WOW thats bad.

#1 - On 02/17/2009 at 12:19am by crazybaish69

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I don't get why people insist on masturbating with others in the room. Unless both of you are into that.

#6 - On 02/17/2009 at 12:45am by Onan

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