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Today, I decided to watch some porn before bed. The lights were off and my roommate was already asleep behind me. I put on my noise-canceling headphones and turned up the volume all the way. After a few strokes my roommate got up and plugged in the headphones for me. FML
I don't get why people insist on masturbating with others in the room. Unless both of you are into that.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.