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Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML


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On 09/27/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by thanksbro (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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YDI. Shut the door if you expect privacy. Yes, it's creepy that his friend was watching, but you could have easily prevented it by just shutting the door. I'm sure you wouldn't have crapped yourself in the 2 seconds it takes to shut it.

#1 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:14am by TheTruth1428

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where were you looking before you looked up at him?

#2 - On 09/28/2009 at 3:14am by hellohello9

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