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Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML

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On 09/27/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (Illinois)

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So I can get a restraining order on whoever I want for whatever reason and they won't even bother to investigate or hold a court?

Awesome!

#17 - On 09/27/2009 at 5:31pm by Good_old_Grim

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how far away is the restraint saying yo stay away?

#8 - On 09/27/2009 at 5:18pm by USMC2LTS00N

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