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Today, I had a restraining order put on me. I have apparently been following a woman's daughter home after she leaves track practice and parking my car outside their home. I'm a math teacher at the school and leave everyday at 4:30. I have lived across the street for the past six years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39032) - you deserved it (1353)

On 09/27/2009 at 1:24pm - misc - by stalker (man) - United States (Illinois)

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