Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML
I agree, your life sucks (54706) - you deserved it (8430)
On 03/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by Ltl_Dust_Bunny (woman) - United States (Alaska)
MID12's life also sucksToday, I was having sex with my girlfriend of nine months when she gets a phone call and…
whatever also deserved itToday, I was on a third date with a girl. Things had been going really well. At one…
Whoa...You actually MET Tom Cruise?
#3 - On 03/23/2009 at 3:09pm by erm
See in context
And how is your life f*cked as a result of this?
#2 - On 03/23/2009 at 3:08pm by cchamp27
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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