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Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59790) - you deserved it (8921)

On 03/23/2009 at 3:36am - misc - by Ltl_Dust_Bunny (woman) - United States (Alaska)

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Whoa...You actually MET Tom Cruise?

#3 - On 03/23/2009 at 3:09pm by erm

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And how is your life f*cked as a result of this?

#2 - On 03/23/2009 at 3:08pm by cchamp27

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