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Today, is my brothers 16th birthday. He got keys to the Lexus. I'm 18, have no car, and got pajama pants and chapstick for my birthday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (66575) - you deserved it (3544)

On 02/16/2009 at 5:42pm - misc - by Elmo - United States (Illinois)

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When my brother was born, my dad took away my college fund. said it would be put to better use on a boy

#31 - On 02/17/2009 at 8:30pm by alwaysalady

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Wow, your parents are dicks.

#23 - On 02/17/2009 at 9:51am by arms_akimbo

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